The Ensign's Log Podcast
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Era Not Applicable Audio; Series (Parody)
Join two low ranking officers aboard a well known exploratory vessel as they break regulations and broadcast a behind the scenes podcast of what life is really like going where no one has gone before.
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Episodes
A Retirement Plan
Season S08 187 — 01hr 02min 09sec — 12 November 2025
the gang relax at a cafe while all hell breaks loose at the space station!
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There was no episode 186 released
Lost in the Gamma Quadrant
Season S08 185 — 50min 56sec — 16 October 2025
The Gang phones home and meet a new friend
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Closted Behavior
Season S08 184 — 51min 55sec — 02 October 2025
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Have you seen this dog?
Season S08 183 — 39min 12sec — 19 September 2025
The gang gets a new boss and an assignment!
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A Fair Trade
Season S8 182 — 47min 15sec — 04 September 2025
Steve and Amanda negotiate a trade!
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Jay-cation
Season S8 181 — 46min 04sec — 22 August 2025
The gang is back!
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Statuesque gumbo
Season 7 177 — 46min 00sec — 15 May 2025
The Gang gets ready for their Statues!
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Two Nuts and a Butt
Season 7 176 — 52min 00sec — 30 April 2025
Steve finally comes clean!
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The dumb stupid club for Zorny people
Season 7 175 — 51min 00sec — 16 April 2025
Jason is suspicious, Amanda is done and Steve is a captain!
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Whiny Babies
Season 7 174 — 51min 00sec — 02 April 2025
The gang reacts to the discovery of a group called the Maquis!
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Here Comes Bernarba!
Season 7 173 — 46min 00sec — 19 March 2025
Ensign's Log 173: Here Comes Bernarba! by Lemme Listen Podcast Productions
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So Long and Farewell
Season 7 172 — 01hr 38min 00sec — 05 March 2025
Dana makes an escape while Jason feels sexy!
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Vole. Its whats for dinner!
Season 7 171 — 51min 00sec — 19 February 2025
Panchos is infested!
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Technical Difficulties
Season 7 170 — 43min 00sec — 05 February 2025
Jake Cisco is wrecking havoc!
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The Leadership Shack
Season 7 169 — 43min 00sec — 22 January 2025
The gang talk about the good life!
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Making a Family
Season 7 168 — 51min 00sec — 08 January 2025
Dr Macias 8 has plans for Steve!
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Real Fake Girlfriends
Season 7 167 — 43min 00sec — 25 December 2024
Steve invents a girlfriend, Jason is in mourning and Dana and Amanda plot a scheme!
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The Goop Is Loose
Season 7 166 — 52min 00sec — 11 December 2024
Spot is in therapy, Dana is getting political, Amanda's got a boyfriend and the boys disagree about goop!
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Testing their luck
Season 7 165 — 50min 00sec — 27 November 2024
Steve is doing great, Jason us doing bad and Dana is pretty much the same!
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Secret Passwords
Season 7 164 — 55min 00sec — 14 November 2024
Amanda has a secret and Jason has a breakthrough!
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Happy Harrowenis!
Season 7 163 — 47min 00sec — 30 October 2024
Pancho's Happy Bottom Riding club celebrates the long forgotten spooky holiday of Harroweenis!
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A Purple Nurple of commerce
Season 7 162 — 50min 00sec — 17 October 2024
Steve and Amanda partner up!
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Contract Negotiations
Season 7 161 — 33min 00sec — 03 October 2024
Steve has a little labor dispute! Featuring Ananda Billings!
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Uncharitable Opinions
Season 6 160 — 49min 00sec — 19 September 2024
Jason and Dana compete for charity!
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C.O.B.R.A.
Season 6 159 — 57min 00sec — 05 September 2024
Jason, Steve and Dana get all philanthropic!
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Gas Bags
Season 6 158 — 52min 00sec — 21 August 2024
Steve and Jason evacuate the station! Please donate to our fundraiser at go fund me gofund.me/819b6666
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Tunnel Rats
Season 6 157 — 52min 00sec — 07 August 2024
Jason is hiding, Steve is defending his bar and Dana is sipping drinks on a beach. Special Guest Aaron "the Gnome Chomsky" Donahue as Ensign Garrison Shevek! please contribute to our annual fundraiser at go fund me gofund.me/819b6666
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Late Seating 246: Time Bandits
Season 6 156.1 — 01hr 29min 00sec — 31 July 2024
Steve and Jason Flee from the Supreme Being!
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Steve's Butt Stuff
Season 6 156 — 01hr 01min 00sec — 24 July 2024
While the station prepares for civil war, the tri talk about Steve's butt.
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Branded
Season 6 155 — 01hr 00min 00sec — 10 July 2024
The gang is all together on Deep Space Nine! watch along episode season 2 episode 1. Sorry for the earlier screw up!
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Live 6
Season 6 154.1 — 03hr 12min 00sec — 27 June 2024
The Live Q and A show recorded June the 22nd!
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The Big Goodbye
Season 6 154 — 40min 00sec — 30 May 2024
Steve and Jason leave the Enterprise for the last time and Dana has a meltdown.
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The Problem With S'plunk
Season 6 153 — 50min 00sec — 15 May 2024
The trio are confronted by an admiral!
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In-Law Trouble
Season 6 152 — 01hr 00min 00sec — 01 May 2024
Jason is in the slammer.
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Edging on Evil
Season 6 151 — 01hr 08min 00sec — 19 April 2024
Jason may be getting a little...evil.
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Imaginary figments
Season 6 150 — 46min 00sec — 03 April 2024
Jason is stuck, Steve is surrounded and Dana is hiding something!
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Grateful Fire Crotch
Season 6 149 — 56min 00sec — 21 March 2024
Jason has a drink idea, Steve serves Morn and Dana is in a hole.
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Cleaning Day
Season 6 148 — 46min 00sec — 07 March 2024
Jason is Trapped on the Enterprise!
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Naughty Karate
Season 6 147 — 01hr 20min 00sec — 22 February 2024
The trio say their good byes.
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Android Therapist
Season 6 146 — 54min 00sec — 08 February 2024
Jason is having a low grade panic attack.
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Exestential Idiots
Season 6 145 — 56min 00sec — 25 January 2024
Jason has a freak out.
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Promotional Blues
Season 6 144 — 53min 00sec — 11 January 2024
Steve get's some bad news.
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The Death List
Season 6 143 — 47min 00sec — 28 December 2023
Steve learns a few things about the future
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Double Trouble Agent
Season 6 142 — 42min 00sec — 14 December 2023
Steve gets another job!
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Legal Jag Off
Season 6 141 — 01hr 04min 00sec — 30 November 2023
Jason is sued and Steve is on the prowl!
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Home on the Range
Season 6 140 — 43min 00sec — 16 November 2023
Jason Goes home!
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Intergalactic Baby Daddy
Season 6 139 — 01hr 13min 00sec — 02 November 2023
Jason Receives some complaints!
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Crappy Duty
Season 6 138 — 56min 00sec — 19 October 2023
Steve is effected by pheramones!
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Sunday in the Park
Season 6 137 — 01hr 10min 00sec — 06 October 2023
The trio enjoy a day in the park.
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Projections
Season 6 136 — 54min 00sec — 21 September 2023
Dana has a memory problem!
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Living with Amnesia
Season 6 135 — 59min 00sec — 07 September 2023
Jason, Steve and Dana get to know each other...again. Related episode: TNG season 5 "Conundrum".
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Real Delusional
Season 6 134 — 49min 00sec — 24 August 2023
Steve suffers through some delusions.
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Long Term Care
Season 5 133 — 39min 00sec — 10 August 2023
Jason is back to normal...kinda.
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Home Sweet Home
Season 5 132 — 01hr 15min 00sec — 29 July 2023
Steve and P'lobo meet Jason's family!
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Lets Make a Deal
Season 5 131 — 47min 00sec — 13 July 2023
Steve has a new crush and Jason wants a new body!
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If it was a Snake...
Season 5 130 — 43min 00sec — 28 June 2023
Steve is having trouble adjusting to the loss of his best friend.
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Let Them Eat Cake
Season 5 129 — 54min 00sec — 09 April 2023
Steve has a plan to escape the clutches of his captor...kinda.
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Anti Love Thug
Season 5 128 — 51min 00sec — 23 March 2023
Steve and Tina hatch a plan!
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The Lap of Luxury
Season 5 127 — 50min 00sec — 09 March 2023
Steve finds himself captured...sort of.
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The Battlecruiser Aaaaagh
Season 5 126 — 59min 00sec — 24 February 2023
Steve catches a ride with a friends!
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Babies
Season 5 125 — 50min 00sec — 10 February 2023
Steve gets a surprise.
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Incident at Ensigncon
Season 5 124 — 01hr 00min 00sec — 26 January 2023
The gang heads for a space station near the planet Bajor!
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Lieutenants in Love
Season 5 123 — 55min 00sec — 13 January 2023
Somebody has got a crush on Steve!
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A Stringy Proposal
Season 5 122 — 50min 00sec — 29 December 2022
Dana has a very important date! related episode "The Loss" Season 4 episode 10
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We Scream for Ice Scream
Season 5 121 — 50min 00sec — 15 December 2022
Steve would like some ice cream.
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The Impractical Jokers
Season 5 120 — 53min 00sec — 01 December 2022
Someone joins Dana's unique family!
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Community Service Jerks
Season 5 119 — 51min 00sec — 17 November 2022
Everyone is in a bad mood! related episode: Suddenly Human, season four episode four
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Family Reunions
Season 5 118 — 56min 00sec — 01 November 2022
Steve and Dana visit Earth! Related episode "Family", season 4 episode 2
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Resistance is Futile
Season 5 117 — 50min 00sec — 20 October 2022
An old friend drops by with guests!
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A Long Distance Call
Season 5 116 — 59min 00sec — 06 October 2022
Jefe and Harry and Tina and Ruth and Jason.
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The S'plunk Protocol
Season 5 115 — 01hr 00min 00sec — 20 September 2022
The gang is back home and they have a lot of explaining to do! related episode Season 3, episode 21 Hollow Pursuits
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A whale of a Reunion
Season 5 114 — 58min 00sec — 08 September 2022
Jason and Steve find themselves in a strange place!
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Canis Tyrannus
Season 5 113 — 49min 00sec — 21 August 2022
It's an effed up family reunion!
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Behind the Red Door
Season 5 112 — 52min 00sec — 03 August 2022
Steve and Jason have lunch and then get in trouble. related episode Season 3 episode 3 Sins of the Father
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Yesterdays Ensign's Log
Season 5 111 — 45min 00sec — 21 July 2022
The boys experience a time alternation! related TNG episode "Yesterday's Enterprise"
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The Only Alternative
Season 5 110 — 51min 00sec — 07 July 2022
Jason hatches a plan and the Steves meet!
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Jailhouse Blues
Season 5 109 — 54min 00sec — 22 June 2022
Jason breaks into the transmission! related episode: the high ground. Season 3 episode 12
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An Alternate Lifestyle
Season 5 108 — 56min 00sec — 09 June 2022
Steve and Jason have a heart to heart. related episode "the Enemy" S.3 Ep7
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The Plays the Thing
Season 5 107 — 58min 00sec — 26 May 2022
Jason makes drinks and Dana goes on a trip! related episode: episode: Booby Trap. Season 3 episode 6
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Who mourns the Husnok?
Season 5 106 — 01hr 01min 00sec — 12 May 2022
Jason meets an old...friend?
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There's something funny about Jason
Season 5 105 — 57min 00sec — 27 April 2022
Season 5 premier! Jason is acting weird, Wesley has a fan and Steve gets a tiny friend! Special Guest Jonathan Hove!
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Live 4
Season 4 104.1 — 02hr 07min 00sec — 24 April 2022
Join the cast for a live Q&A recorded on April 16th, 2022!
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Arrested Developments
Season 4 104 — 42min 00sec — 17 March 2022
In the season 4 finale Steve gets a pleasant surprise and Jason gets something different! The Ensign's Log will take a brief Hiatus returning on April 30th with Season 5! Stay tuned for special content and our Live Q&A show!
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Something Fishy
Season 4 103 — 53min 00sec — 03 March 2022
Dana is tired, Steve is on the run and baby blabs!
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All by Herself
Season 4 102 — 52min 00sec — 17 February 2022
Dana hosts the show and chaos ensues!
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One Big Happy Family
Season 4 101 — 47min 00sec — 03 February 2022
Steve gets an unexpected visitor and a weird proposal!
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Crappy Anniversary!
Season 4 100 — 36min 00sec — 20 January 2022
Jason and Steve celebrate 100 episodes...kinda.
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A Plus Four Against Omnipotence
Season 4 099 — 48min 00sec — 06 January 2022
Steve learns a new game with Dana, Jason and Q!
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A Not So Happy Holiday
Season 4 098 — 41min 00sec — 23 December 2021
Steve and Jason celebrate an obscure holiday with Steve's mom.
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Hello Dolly!
Season 4 097 — 39min 00sec — 09 December 2021
Steve meets a new woman!
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Bad News Comes in Threes
Season 4 096 — 44min 00sec — 25 November 2021
The Ensign's await some good news and Steve gets wise.
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Boss Fight
Season 4 095 — 48min 00sec — 11 November 2021
Steve gets called to the boss's office and Jason meets a nice old lady.
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A Date to Remember
Season 4 094 — 46min 00sec — 28 October 2021
Jason is going on a date, Dana get an unwelcome visitor and so does Steve.
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Holy Moley
Season 4 093 — 41min 00sec — 14 October 2021
Jason is surprised by an old friend!
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To Absent Friends
Season 4 092 — 43min 00sec — 30 September 2021
Jason gets some bad news and Dana takes matters in her own hands.
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You are Cordially Invited
Season 4 091 — 48min 00sec — 16 September 2021
Tina and Jason go on a vacation while Steve tries to make sparks fly underwater.
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Time Ship of Fools
Season 4 090 — 48min 00sec — 02 September 2021
Jason Dana and Steve go on an unplanned trip!
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Make Room for Baby
Season 4 089 — 41min 00sec — 19 August 2021
Steve is expecting and Jason is surprised!
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Meanwhile in the 31st Century
Season 4 088 — 48min 00sec — 05 August 2021
Steve, Jason and Dana talk about kids.
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Memory Games
Season 4 087 — 48min 00sec — 22 July 2021
Jason gets paranoid!
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Dirty Lilttle Secrets
Season 4 086 — 48min 00sec — 08 July 2021
Jason has a secret, Steve has a new pal and Dana may not what she appears to be.
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Actionable Fantasies
Season 4 085 — 55min 00sec — 23 June 2021
Jason has a gripe. Steve gets a surprise. Dana has a secret. Special Guest Saint Swibbens!
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Dainty Unmentionables
Season 4 084 — 58min 00sec — 10 June 2021
Steve has a troubling assignment, Jason is a wingman and Dana dushes on Betazoid nuptials! Featuring special guest Matt Grandis!
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Holodeck Pity Party
Season 4 083 — 01hr 01min 00sec — 27 May 2021
Steve and Dana hang out at a local dive. Featuring special guest Double Deadline!
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Miscommunication Officers
Season 4 082 — 39min 00sec — 13 May 2021
S'Plunk and Clifton get their wires crossed and Johnson gets an unwelcome surprise
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Lost in Translation
Season 4 081 — 37min 00sec — 29 April 2021
Steve is space drunk, Jason gets a tour and Dana fears the future!
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Honeymoon Suite
Season 4 080 — 38min 00sec — 15 April 2021
The Ensigns settle in!
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Disorientation Officer
Season 4 079 — 45min 00sec — 01 April 2021
The Ensigns adjust to a new life!
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Away mission: Plarb Learns Diplomacy
Season 3 078.2 — 08min 00sec — 18 March 2021
Plarb learns how to negotiate with a hostile enemy.
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Live 003
Season 3 078.1 — 02hr 03min 00sec — 18 March 2021
Recorded Live from YouTube join the cast for a Q and A!
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A Little Paranoia Goes a Long Way
Season 3 078 — 47min 00sec — 18 February 2021
In the Season Three finale Steve and Jason must deal with fear, loss and unexpected change...and they deal with it badly.
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Pop Goes the Universe
Season 3 077 — 35min 00sec — 04 February 2021
Steve as an important decision to make!
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The Piper Needs Paying
Season 3 076 — 42min 00sec — 21 January 2021
Steve is given an option.
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Surname Trouble
Season 3 075 — 37min 00sec — 07 January 2021
Something strange is going on with Steve and Jason gets some bad news.
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Tiny Starfleet Man
Season 3 074 — 47min 00sec — 24 December 2020
Steve considers a life choice
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A Little Couch Time
Season 3 073 — 48min 00sec — 10 December 2020
S'Plunk seeks some help and Steve takes a shower!
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A Very Long Few Minutes
Season 3 072 — 37min 00sec — 26 November 2020
S'Plunk takes a trip and Johnson makes a friend.
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The Bad Touch
Season 3 071 — 34min 00sec — 12 November 2020
Steve and Jason see if Steve's got game.
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The Joy of Sarcasm
Season 3 070 — 42min 00sec — 29 October 2020
Steve looks for the Captain and Jason goes on vacation
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Loose Lips Sink Universes
Season 3 069 — 46min 00sec — 15 October 2020
The Ensign's make a massive mistake!
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For Whom Johns Destroy
Season 3 068 — 39min 00sec — 01 October 2020
The Ensigns search for a cure and Steve meets some old friends.
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Tears of the Dolan
Season 3 067 — 41min 00sec — 17 September 2020
The Ensign's prepare for a new roommate!
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Just a Little Empathy
Season 3 066 — 45min 00sec — 02 September 2020
The ensign's are in a search party!
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In the Clink of a Glass
Season 3 065 — 42min 00sec — 20 August 2020
The ensign's come clean and life slows down a little.
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Strictly Platonic
Season 3 064 — 41min 00sec — 06 August 2020
The Ensigns have a new room mate!
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The Tholian Fan
Season 3 063 — 41min 00sec — 23 July 2020
The captain is a ghost and the show has an unlikely fan base!
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Picking up the Pieces
Season 3 062 — 40min 00sec — 09 July 2020
Steve does some investigating!
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The Day of the Dork
Season 3 061 — 42min 00sec — 24 June 2020
The Ensigns are angry for some reason.
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Spectre of the Dumb
Season 3 060 — 40min 00sec — 11 June 2020
Jason takes a little trip.
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Is there in Truth no Privacy?
Season 3 059 — 38min 00sec — 28 May 2020
Steve considers his conscience.
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And the Dum-Dums shall lead them
Season 3 058 — 46min 00sec — 14 May 2020
The ensign's have two visitors in one day!
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The Paradise Problem
Season 3 057 — 42min 00sec — 30 April 2020
The Ensign's enjoy the great outdoors!
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The Shower Incident
Season 3 056 — 43min 00sec — 16 April 2020
Steve goes for a brand new look!
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Famous Last Words
Season 3 055 — 43min 00sec — 02 April 2020
Season three starts with an execution!
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Away Mission: Plarb Makes a Friend
Season 2 054.2 — 09min 00sec — 22 March 2020
In this away mission our favorite Pakled needs to use the restroom and makes a friend along the way!
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Live Season Two
Season 2 054.1 — 02hr 18min 00sec — 05 March 2020
Our Season Two Live Q&A!
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Assignment Cat Lady!
Season 2 054 — 49min 00sec — 20 February 2020
The Ensign's take an unexpected trip!
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Crimes and Misdemeanors
Season 2 053 — 42min 00sec — 06 February 2020
The Ensign's face the consequences!
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Operation SPOT
Season 2 052 — 47min 00sec — 23 January 2020
The Ensigns cross the Neutral Zone, what awaits them?
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The Man with the Plan
Season 2 051 — 38min 00sec — 09 January 2020
The Ensign's present their rescue plans!
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An Awkward Reunion
Season 2 050 — 40min 00sec — 26 December 2019
Steve and Jason meet some old friends
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Two Ensigns Walk Into a Bar
Season 2 049 — 48min 00sec — 12 December 2019
The Ensigns try to blend in and find transport!
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A 500 Million Year Dry Spell
Season 2 048 — 39min 00sec — 28 November 2019
Barclay does some marriage counselling.
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A Private Little Afffair
Season 2 047 — 39min 00sec — 14 November 2019
Steve gets some good news and some bad news!
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The Maternity Syndrome
Season 2 046 — 50min 00sec — 30 October 2019
Steve and Jason need some money.
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An Offer They Couldn't Refuse
Season 2 045 — 43min 00sec — 17 October 2019
Steve and Jason go plant hunting for a gangster.
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The Low Stakes Table of Triskelion
Season 2 044 — 44min 00sec — 03 October 2019
Steve and Jason Hash out their problems... under the threat of death!
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A Disrupted First Date
Season 2 043 — 44min 00sec — 19 September 2019
A romantic evening is interrupted by intrigue!
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Breaking Up is Hard to do
Season 2 042 — 44min 00sec — 05 September 2019
The ship is haunted?
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Compulsive Obsessions
Season 2 041 — 33min 00sec — 22 August 2019
Steve crosses the line.
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Iguana Hold Your Hand
Season 2 040 — 43min 00sec — 08 August 2019
Barclay works a lot of overtime and Riker gets his feelings hurt.
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A Matter of Conqubines
Season 2 039 — 47min 00sec — 25 July 2019
The Ensign's have some cultural difficulties!
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An Argument for Violence
Season 2 038 — 47min 00sec — 11 July 2019
The Ensigns meet some ambassadors!
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While the Cats away...
Season 2 037 — 46min 00sec — 27 June 2019
Ensign Barclay gets bridge duty.
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Our Man Mudd
Season 2 036 — 42min 00sec — 13 June 2019
The ensign's search for a collaborator!
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The New Old One
Season 2 035 — 47min 00sec — 30 May 2019
The ensign's are home and things are back to normal...sort of.
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Akuta Matata
Season 2 034 — 50min 00sec — 16 May 2019
The former ensign's land on an unfamiliar planet!
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The Doomsday Scheme
Season 2 033 — 41min 00sec — 03 May 2019
Steve and Jason discover that they have made a poor career choice!
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Operation Deadweight
Season 2 032 — 57min 00sec — 18 April 2019
Riker and Barclay say good bye after receiving a surprising warning!
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I, Nomad
Season 2 031 — 42min 00sec — 04 April 2019
Ensign Riker has an interview and Lt. Commander Barclay makes a new friend.
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Mistaken Interviews
Season 2 030 — 46min 00sec — 21 March 2019
Ensign Riker gets a chance to become a spy!
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A Not So Secret Agency
Season 2 029 — 43min 00sec — 07 March 2019
The Ensigns think something fishy is going on.
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Live!
Season 2 028.1 — 01hr 13min 00sec — 21 February 2019
The Ensign's host a live Q and A!
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Operation Performance Review
Season 2 028 — 48min 00sec — 07 February 2019
Jason get a review ans Spot talks to a old co-worker!
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Morons at the Edge of Forever
Season 2 027 — 46min 00sec — 24 January 2019
Will the Ensigns escape 1930s New York?
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A Farewell to Armus
Season 2 026 — 49min 00sec — 10 January 2019
The Ensign's say farewell to an old friend...and wind up in a lot of trouble!
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With the Press of a Button
Season 2 025 — 40min 00sec — 27 December 2018
The Ensign's jump ship!
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The Devil in the Dog
Season 2 024 — 45min 00sec — 06 December 2018
Steve goes on holiday!
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This Side of Evil
Season 2 023 — 41min 00sec — 29 November 2018
Steve and Jason fight while Spot teaches a lesson.
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Fal Tor Panic
Season 2 022 — 41min 00sec — 15 November 2018
Will Baby finally vacate Steve?
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Supplemetal 005
Season 1 021 — 35min 00sec — 08 November 2018
The Ensign's are back to answer your questions!
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Logical Conclusions
Season 1 021 — 48min 00sec — 01 November 2018
The ship is taken over and Barclay is under control!
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An Ensign Unsuppressed
Season 1 020 — 48min 00sec — 18 October 2018
Ensign Barclay is a little different!
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The Ghost Captain
Season 1 019 — 48min 00sec — 04 October 2018
Ensign Riker has a secret!
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Vulcan Love Slaves
Season 1 018 — 47min 00sec — 20 September 2018
The Ensign's interview a man from another time!
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Supplemetal 004
Season 1 017.1 — 25min 00sec — 14 September 2018
The Ensign's answer more questions from listeners!
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Here Today, Gorn Tomorrow
Season 1 017 — 48min 00sec — 06 September 2018
Steve plays nurse and Jason taunts an alien!
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The Grandpa of Gothos
Season 1 016 — 48min 00sec — 23 August 2018
The Ensign's entertain an elderly guest!
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The High Commisioner
Season 1 015 — 46min 00sec — 31 July 2018
The Ensign's deal with an esteemed guest.
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Shore Peeves
Season 1 014 — 51min 00sec — 26 July 2018
The Ensign's get some R & R!
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Supplemetal 003
Season 1 013.1 — 20min 00sec — 19 July 2018
The Ensign's answer your questions bout Klingons, Tina and space poop.
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The Sub Lieutenant's Log
Season 1 013 — 39min 00sec — 12 July 2018
The Ensigns broadcast is picked up by surprising listeners!
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Mixed Messages
Season 1 012 — 48min 00sec — 28 June 2018
The Ensign's get into a PM mess!
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But what of Talos?
Season 1 011 — 45min 00sec — 14 June 2018
Barclay faces the death penalty!
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What Dreams May Come
Season 1 010 — 43min 00sec — 30 June 2018
The Ensign's have a bad first contact experience.
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Dueling Confessions
Season 1 009 — 46min 00sec — 17 May 2018
the ensigns come clean.
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Supplemetal 002
Season 1 008.1 — 28min 00sec — 09 May 2018
The Ensign's answer more questions from listeners!
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Canis Tyrannis
Season 1 008 — 54min 00sec — 02 May 2018
Barclay gets ready for a date and Riker makes a discovery!
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Love and the Single Android
Season 1 007 — 47min 00sec — 19 April 2018
Ensign Barclay gets a little help from an android and Riker gets some peace of mind.
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Mudd's Magical Menagerie
Season 1 006 — 56min 00sec — 05 April 2018
The Ensign's attempt to enlist the help of a notorious con man.
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Supplemetal 001
Season 1 005.1 — 15min 00sec — 28 March 2018
The Ensign's read a listener's questions!
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A Man's Best Friend
Season 1 005 — 45min 00sec — 22 March 2018
Riker wants a pet and Barclay cops to a mistake.
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A Clothing Optional Doom
Season 1 004 — 50min 00sec — 07 March 2018
The ship is doomed?
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A Bad Case of Omnipotence
Season 1 003 — 46min 00sec — 22 February 2018
Barclay catches something nasty!
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Charlie has some Questions
Season 1 002 — 41min 00sec — 08 February 2018
Riker gives some advice and Barclay dies!
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Barry the Salt Vampire
Season 1 001 — 47min 00sec — 25 January 2018
PREMIERE EPISODE! Join two low ranking officers aboard a well known exploratory vessel as they break regulations and broadcast a behind the scenes podcast of what life is really like going where no one has gone before.
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